Did anything strange happen to you, Starrywhite?
Well, actually yes.
Today, Scrub-Jhay and I were on the bus, going to Scrub's house. In front of us were these people and one of them was holding a mop. (Note:The mop had a yellow pole, same color as the yellow pole on the bus.) As I was staring at the mop, I kinda felt mezmerized, yet at the same time, I felt a bad feeling in my stomach. Soon, that bad feeling was right because as we were about to get off the bus, I accidently grabbed the mop instead of the pole as the bus was slowing down. I almost lost my grip on it, but at least the person was holding strong on the mop. If that person didn't, I probably would had accidently took it with me!
Oh, interesting. How did Scrub-Jhay react to this predicament?
Predicament? Predicament! Scrub was laughing her feathery butt off, thats what! She thought it was more like a joke than an accident! She was hysterical! I was blushing red or at least I think. I was dying of embarrassment!
Oh, how sorry for you. Is Scrub-Jhay a bird?
Okay... Got anything else to say before we end our conversation?
Yes, never trust mops.